Cats and Coupons

The local minister noticed a little girl standing outside of his door with a basket of kittens.

“Hello, little girl, what do you have there?”

“These are my Conservative kittens,” she replied.

Amused, the pastor said nothing. Two weeks later he saw the same little girl with (apparently) the same basket of kittens.

“My, I see you still have your Conservative kittens.”, he said.

“No, you see, these are Labour kittens,” she answered.

“Two weeks ago they were Conservative kittens,” he replied, puzzled.

“Two weeks ago they had their eyes closed.”