Cats And Coupons

Not sure if your cat is overweight? Here are five sure signs.

1. Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
2. Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
3. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
4. It’s no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
5. Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.