Cat Food For Thought
I can’t help but wonder how different our lives would be if we lived more like cats. While cats require regular checkups and vaccinations, they don’t seem to have as many of the serious health issues that we people have. While there are some obese cats you don’t hear about cats needing gallbladder surgery or concerning themselves with colon cleanse reviews. Maybe it’s because of their food. Hmmmm. Speaking of cats and food…
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: So much purr can.
Q: What is a cat’s favourite dessert?
A: Mice pudding.
Q: How do you get milk from a cat?
A: Steal its saucer.
Q: What do English cats drink in the afternoon?
A: Kit-tea.
Q: What do alien cats like to have for breakfast?
A: A flying saucer of milk.
Q: Which foods definitely don’t mix?
A: A hot dog and Catsup.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a kitten with a melon?
A: A cat-aloupe!
