Romeo has been acting a bit strangely lately. I’ve also seen him scratching from time to time so I’m thinking he may have fleas. I have decided I’m going to give him a flea bath. I’ve never bathed him before so I don’t know how he’s going to take to a bath. I usually give a cat bath wearing a tee shirt but I think for Romeo I’m going to wear sleeves, just in case he get scared and starts to claw.
Instructions on how to give your cat a bath. They also double as instructions on how to wash your toilet.
1. Put both lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and rinse”.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the here and the front door.
7. Standing behind as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out out, streak through the room and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
Some people find washing a cat to be really hard. I wonder if they’d find it easier if they used water softeners. LOL.
(NOTE – This is intended for a laugh only. It is not instructional.)
Step By Step Instructions For Bathing Your Cat
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce simple suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)!
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.
